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Hoof Hearted Brewing - $60 Nachos
Style: IPA
ABV: 8.00%     

$60 Nachos? That’s what happens when you let dad outta the house! Wanna drink some ice cold beer? Wayyyyelll Imma letcha! Prime that cheddar-cheese pump w/ the gooiest Citra, Simcoe, & El Dorado. Does it smell? NO! It stank! Plus – it itch. *SNORT*

Currently on tap in 1 location.

Oak & Stone - St. Petersburg, FL
Hoof Hearted Brewing - 1-800-DoubleDouble-XtraXtra-FrootieFrootie-BiggieBiggie-JuicyJuicy
Style: Triple IPA
ABV: 10.00%     

A mouthful of a triple IPA. Brewed with Cashmere, Citra, Mosaic, New Zealand Waimea and Motueka hops.

1-800-DoubleDouble-XtraXtra-FrootieFrootie-BiggieBiggie-JuicyJuicy is not currently on tap anywhere. Check back again soon!
Hoof Hearted Brewing - 60 Dollar Nachos
Style: Imperial IPA
ABV: 8.00%     

Phresh from the grinder on Blake's night stand.

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Are We Having Fun Yet?
Style: American Pale Ale
ABV: 6.00%      IBU: 55.0

A light and crushy crushy pale for those who are lookin to party down. Hopped with Falconers Flight and Australian Galaxy, we're showcasing our new favorite yeast strain formerly classified as a type of Brettanomyces. Since reclassified as a strain of Saccharomyces, it lends tropical fruit characteristics of mango and pineapple.

Are We Having Fun Yet? is not currently on tap anywhere. Check back again soon!
Hoof Hearted Brewing - C Plus
Style: Double IPA
ABV: 8.00%      IBU: 7.0

Fruitless frappè DIPA.

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Club Paradise
Style: Sour
ABV: 5.50%     


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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Did We Just Become Best Fwendz?
Style: Imperial IPA
ABV: 8.00%      IBU: 70.0

Rotating dual hop series

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Dorks of Hazard
Style: New England IPA
ABV: 7.00%     

Brewed in collaboration Embassy Boardshop and #dudleyclips.

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Even More Tennis Elbow
Style: Imperial Stout
ABV: 13.00%     

Double mashed imperial stout with hazelnut, coconut, and vanilla added

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Everybody Wants Some "Citra"
Style: Double IPA
ABV: 8.00%      IBU: 70.0

Our rotating single hop DIPA series. We are embarking on a fantastical journey (or dare we say quest) to put a singular focus on all of our favorite hop varieties, one at a time. A light and simple malt base of Pilsner Malt and Oats allow the single hop varieties to shine without stepping on it's toes.

Everybody Wants Some "Citra" is not currently on tap anywhere. Check back again soon!
Hoof Hearted Brewing - Everybody Wants Some "Galaxy"
Style: Double IPA
ABV: 8.00%     

Double IPA with galaxy hops.

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Everybody Wants Some "Mosaic"
Style: Imperial IPA
ABV: 8.00%     

And he’s got me vuelto loco, amigos. Everybody Wants some, a rotating single-hop DIPA, is the only acceptable response to the call of DLR-era Van Halen + 80’s cult classic movies. A giant teddy bear, bigger than you. Sounds great. No, it really does sound good. But look Beth, I gotta go. The Christmas tree is on fire..

Everybody Wants Some "Mosaic" is not currently on tap anywhere. Check back again soon!
Hoof Hearted Brewing - Everybody Wants Some "Simcoe"
Style: Imperial IPA
ABV: 8.00%      IBU: 70.0

Our rotating single hop DIPA series. We are embarking on a fantastical journey (or dare we say quest) to put a singular focus on all of our favorite hop varieties, one at a time. A light and simple malt base of Pilsner Malt and Oats allow the single hop varieties to shine without stepping on it's toes.

Everybody Wants Some "Simcoe" is not currently on tap anywhere. Check back again soon!
Hoof Hearted Brewing - Fine Corinthian Leather Nachos
Style: New England Hazy IPA
ABV: 8.30%     

DDH Double IPA Brewed with Phantasm Cryo Blend, Citra, and Nelson Sauvin

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Guess Who's Back In Circulation
Style: Sour Fruited
ABV: 8.00%     

Triple berry blast'd sour ale with Hoofy coffee and vanilla.

Guess Who's Back In Circulation is not currently on tap anywhere. Check back again soon!
Hoof Hearted Brewing - Heartbreaking Motordrive
Style: Mexican Lager
ABV: 5.00%     


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Hoof Hearted Brewing - He's Like the Wind
Style: Sour Fruited
ABV: 5.00%     

Paletta sour

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - I Wanna Be A Cowboy Too
Style: Sour IPA
ABV: 5.50%     

Double dry hopped sour india pale ale with vanilla and milk sugar.

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Images of Distinction
Style: Sour
ABV: 9.00%     

Sour Double IPA with kiwi, coconut, milk sugar, and vanilla.

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Konkey Dong
Style: Double Hazy IPA
ABV: 8.00%      IBU: 70.0

Excessively dry hopped with Citra, Motueka, Simcoe, and Dr. Rudi Hops from New Zealand. Dank and Juicy! Brewed in collaboration with Arcade Super Awesome.

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Konkey Dong 4Up Evolution Aquatic Ape Theory
Style: Triple IPA
ABV: 9.50%     

Quadruple dry hopped triple IPA with citra, nectaron, el dorado & motueka hops

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Musk of the Minotaur
Style: American IPA
ABV: 7.20%      IBU: 70.0

Follow your nose to the most righteous party of the year. Orange and Guava dominate the noise alongside a generous helping of that unmistakable dank stank. A soft-shelled hop assault drops a blender's worth of tropical fruit and helps the beer glide across the tongue like a pizza-inspired conga line.

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Peppercorn Dork Club
Style: Tripel
ABV: 10.00%     

with Galaxy, Citra and Nelson Sauvin hops

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Permanent Marker Pen Disguises
Style: American IPA
ABV: 7.00%     


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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Quit Your Fussin On ME
Style: Sour IPA
ABV: 9.00%     

Sour DIPA with Raspberry, BlackBerry, Boysenberry, Vanilla and Milk sugar.

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Rose Gose
Style: Sour
ABV: 4.20%      IBU: 5.0

Just when you thought you had done slurped up all the neon, well, you done thought wrong. Rosé Gosé is hot pink in appearance with a tart berry flavor. Brewed with Himalayan Pink Sea Salt, Coriander, Hibiscus, then soured with Lactobacillus and fermented with Saison yeast. Slicker than your rich, French uncle sippin pink vino on the deck of a yacht off the coast of St. Tropez. Anchors down, pinkies up!

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Saizzurp: Peach Apricot
Style: Farmhouse Ale
ABV: 6.50%     

Sip, sip, sippin' on some SaiZzurp. We made it rain with Amarillo, Citra, & Sorachi Ace hops at flameout and then let the French Saison yeast knock the bottom out. When fermentation ends we add froot joose for an electrifying effect to bring the trill.

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Skittley Bittley Bop
Style: Sour Fruited
ABV: 4.50%     

Kettle soured ale with raspberry, blueberry, vanilla, and coffee added.

Skittley Bittley Bop is not currently on tap anywhere. Check back again soon!
Hoof Hearted Brewing - Slo Turbo
Style: Imperial IPA
ABV: 8.50%     

"Pizza Pizza Pizza", he croons as a conga line grows behind him. Looking back, two thoughts occur in quick succession. The first: DIPA's hopped exclusively w/ New Zealand varietals and a laser-focus on Nelson Sauvin make all the girls want to get to know you. The second: he's only got one chance to make this right for everybody.

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Stackin' Paper
Style: Triple IPA
ABV: 10.50%     

The silk has been spun & the oil refinied. Look past the mind & into the third eye. 10lbs per bbl of galaxy tend blood from the unwilling to be let again. Was Hoofyman really first to the moon? Ancient secrets secrete like primordial ooze. Stackin paper so sticky you'd swear it was honey. You keep the cases, we're taking your money.

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Tailpipin
Style: New England Triple IPA
ABV: 9.70%     

Triple IPA with Sauvignon Blanc, Viognier, & French Colombard Juice Added

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Thanks for Letting Us Play Tonight
Style: New England Pale
ABV: 5.50%     


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Hoof Hearted Brewing - That's What Happens When You Put Ketchup On A Hot Dog
Style: Gose
ABV: 7.00%     

Gose-style ale brewed with Raspberry, Passion Fruit, Lime, Coriander and Pinot Noir Salt

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - That's When I Know
Style: Triple IPA
ABV: 10.70%     

Triple IPA w/ four New Zealand hops

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Turbowater (Orange, Tang, Vanilla )
Style: Hard Seltzer
ABV: 5.50%     

Seltzer with orange, tang, and vanilla

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Turbowater (Prickly Pear, Raspberry, Lime)
Style: Hard Seltzer
ABV: 5.50%     

Hard seltzer with Prickly Pear, Raspberry, Lime, Himalayan Sea Salt

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Wängbär
Style: Double IPA
ABV: 8.30%      IBU: 85.0

Wängbär - A maneuver of the highest degree of difficulty on the competitive nude air guitar circuit. This oatmeal double IPA was made to be self-indulgent, instantly gratifying, and as subtle as David Lee Roth in bunless chaps.

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Hoof Hearted Brewing - Wet When Slippery
Style: Double IPA
ABV: 9.00%      IBU: 80.0

Yet another rotating DIPA from your good friends at Hoof. This time we'll be using some patent pending, super fruity brewing techniques and adding the actual Tootie Frooties by way of Passion Fruit. Put on a poncho and watch your footing!

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