There Does Not Exist

There Does Not Exist - 100 Spires
Style: Czech Pilsner
ABV: 5.10%

100 Spires is a Czech pale lager, brewed at 12º plato in the světlý ležák style. Brewed with hyper soft water, a decoction mash, pilsner malt base + a restrained handful of specialty malts & Czech Saaz hops. It undergoes a long cold fermentation, extended lagering time, and is naturally carbonated in the tank. The resultant lager is brilliantly bright & golden, has a touch of sweet malt character, noble hop aroma, and is designed to be GUZZLED from tankard mugs & poured from our Lukr side pull faucets, for those wet foam feels, friend

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There Does Not Exist - 60 Days In Hell
Style: Lager
ABV: 4.70% IBU: 20.0

60 Days In Hell is a Bavarian Helles brewed with 100% German raw materials, fermented ice cold, and matured at freezing temperatures for over 45 days. It was hopped in the kettle with Hallertau Tradition and Tettnanger hops to give a light spicy note with a hint of floral quality. A touch of biscuit character, and just a quick hit of sweetness from the Pilsner malt, make this beer EXTREMELY crushable and clean. Bavarian Helles is truly one of the great beer styles of the world. An exercise in simplicity and nuance but complex and HIGHLY enjoyable, all at the same time.

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	There Does Not Exist - Caution: Crushing Hazard Style: American Lager ABV: 4.50% Crushable light Lager made with high quality German ingredients
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There Does Not Exist - Fog Does Not Exist
Style: Double Hazy IPA
ABV: 8.00%

A FOGGY double IPA built with 2-Row & Pilsner malts, wheat, TWO kinds of oats (to keep Quaker in business), and bags on bags on bags of hops. Nelson and Simcoe in the whirlpool lay down the base for a space age double dry hop (DDH BRO!) of more Nelson & Simcoe, Citra, and Columbus. The resultant FOG has flavors and aromas of candied orange peel, sweet guava, a touch of hippie lettuce, and COTTON CANDY. This is a fun beer dude! We’re HYPED on how this beer came together with our new pals over Humble Sea Brewing Co.

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There Does Not Exist - Foreteller
Style: Black Lager
ABV: 5.00%

Foreteller is a black lager brewed with soft water, German malt & hops, time, and our beloved, all seeing lager yeast. A base of pilsner malt sets the stage for a sprinkling of various highly kilned, and roasted, specialty malts. The combination of these raw materials yield a beer that is black in color, with tinges of ruby red around the edges of your glass, and flavors + aromas of baking chocolate, smoke, and a hint of cola. Just like a premonition, these all vanish quickly, and yield to a dry finish that keeps your face in your glass.

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	There Does Not Exist - Hello, We're Here Style: New England IPA ABV: 7.00% DDH Citra, Mosaic, Idaho 7 and Simcoe.
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There Does Not Exist - Infinite Eclipse
Style: West Coast IPA
ABV: 7.00%

Infinite Eclipse is a West Coast style IPA brewed with 2row & Pilsner base malts to keep the body light and dry. It was hopped, hot side, with Chinook, Mosaic, and HBC692 (also known as Talus). This laid down a citrusy/stone fruit base for a DDH with Citra, Simcoe, and more Talus. The resultant beer is super tropical with notes of papaya, green mangos, mandarins, and a little bit of lemon zest. The perfect beer for pairing with eternal darkness from an Infinite Eclipse

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There Does Not Exist - Light Lost
Style: DDH Hazy IPA
ABV: 6.80%

The base of LightLosts pyramid was built with sacks and sacks of flaked/malted oats + malted spelt (an ancient variety of wheat). These malts and adjuncts help assemble the golden opalescent haze and pillowy mouthfeel. The cosmic aromas and flavors start with a dose of Citra and El Dorado in the whirlpool and are followed up by unethical levels of dry hopping and Centennial, Amarillo, Chinook, and a sprinkle of Hallertau Blanc. LightLost jumps out of the glass with aromas of Mandarin, ripe apple, vanilla, and a hint of Purple Kush. Where will you be when all the LightsLost

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Hops & Sessions

There Does Not Exist - Magick Makes the Circle
Style: Tart Saison
ABV: 5.00%

WHAT IS SAISON? WHO REALLY KNOWS, BUT THIS RIFF ON THE QUAFFABLE TABLE-ISH BEER, BREWED WITH INSPIRATION FROM BELGIAN AND FRENCH BREWING PRACTICES HITS THE MARK FOR US. MAGICK IS MADE WITH PILSNER MALT, OVER 50% WHEAT (MALTED AND UNMALTED), AND OATS. FERMENTED BONE DRY BY A BLEND OF TWO YEASTS GIVE MAGICK LOVELY BUT "IN CHECK" ESTERS AND AROMATICS + THE PERFECT HINT OF LACTIC ACID THAT PROVIDES SUBTLE TARTNESS AND INFINITE DRINKABILITY. THE PERFECT BEER TO CONSUME AFTER A HARD DAY OF LABOR ON THE FARM, OR JUST CHILLIN' WITH YOUR BUOZ IN THE SUN.

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	There Does Not Exist - NULL Style: New England Pale ABV: 4.90% Unfiltered little hoppy joint of a pale ale. Hopped with Citra and Nelson and made with a grist similar in design to a Hazy IPA, but fermented dry with yeast hailing from Chico. This beer has nice foam, fruity aromas, a hint of bitterness, and a clean finish.
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There Does Not Exist - Particle Drift
Style: Double Hazy IPA
ABV: 6.50% IBU: 40.0

Particle Drift is a cross dimensional IPA beer brewed with a soft base of flaked and malted oats, malted wheat, and unsalted wheat. Hopped in the whirlpool with Strata & Simcoe to keep the hop flavor and aroma high as a kite. Post fermentation this beer was double dry hopped HEAVY with more Simcoe, Strata, and Nelson. This combination of hops leads to bright aromas of Cantaloupe, candied Orange peel, and Pineapple Guavas.

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There Does Not Exist - Psychic Advisor
Style: Double IPA
ABV: 8.00%

Psychic Advisor is a tripped out, all seeing, West Coast Double IPA. This DIPA was brewed with a blend of 2-row and Pilsner base malts, to keep the body light, + a touch of wheat for maximum Pillowtops. It was hopped in the kettle, at psychic levels, with El Dorado, Amarillo, and Mosaic. Post fermentation, we read our palm, and it told us to do a big fucking dry hop. We obliged, and dumped in bags of more Mosaic, Strata, Amarillo, & our old dank pal CTZ. The resulting beer has big notes of candied mandarins, lime leaf, pine resin, and clairvoyant thoughts.

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There Does Not Exist - Return To Earth
Style: Oatmeal Stout
ABV: 4.80%

Return To Earth is layered with multiple caramel and roasted malts to promote a rich malty backbone that leans heavy on notes of espresso, dark cocoa, and toffee. Heavy handed on the oats this beer is velvety, like latte foam, and a slight residual sweetness rounds out the richness. Taste fudge, cola, and tiramisu while you stare into the dark depths of the universe…

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	There Does Not Exist - Riip Does Not Exist Style: West Coast IPA ABV: 6.70% West Coast IPA
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	There Does Not Exist - Skyview Style: Hefeweizen ABV: 4.80% Hef
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There Does Not Exist - Spirit Molecule
Style: Hazy IPA
ABV: 7.00%

Spirit Molecule is a center-of-the-universe style hazy IPA, brewed with ALL the oats and wheat + DMT. Ha! Just kidding dude, there is absolutely zero DMT in this beer, even if it makes you feel like it. Hopped at life changing levels with Citra, Cashmere, Comet, Nelson & a touch of Columbus Cry - its got all the heavy overripe tropical fruit you could want, plus some dank hippie lettuce to balance. Go ahead friend, take the trip, we’re here for you!

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There Does Not Exist - Stag
Style: Pale Ale
ABV: 5.50% IBU: 60.0

STAG is our 100% Mosaic pale ale, built simply, with Pilsner malt, Mosaic hops, and zero funny business, pal. The Pilsner malt keeps the body light and lends just a touch of malt character to act as a backbone to the bags of Mosaic hops we threw in. Hopped hot side with Mosaic & then double dry hopped (DDH BRO!) with even more Mosaic the resultant pale ale is explosive with DANK aromas of feijoa, passion blossoms, blueberry, and hippie lettuce.

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There Does Not Exist - Star God
Style: New England IPA
ABV: 6.66%

Star God was constructed with hefty amounts of 2 different kinds of wheat, and oats, to create its supportive, loving, and caring mouthfeel. Once we dialed in the velvet we had no choice but to bomb this beer with Citra, Cashmere, Azzaca, and a touch of Simcoe. This builds aromas and flavors of peach, apricot, and a some mandarin. This beer really hit home on the mouthfeel to me - like fruit juice puree. Bow down to the Star God.

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There Does Not Exist - Stellar Fawn
Style: West Coast IPA
ABV: 7.00%

Stellar Fawn is an intergalactic space elk style IPA brewed with a mix of 2 Row and Pilsner malts and a touch of wheat. This grist keeps the body light and lets the focus fall to the hop profile. Hot side hopping with Simcoe and Cashmere lay down fruity base for the Citra, Strata, Chinook dry hop. All these hops come together to form notes of sweet dragon fruit, peach blossom, and fruity Flinstones vitamins.

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